Monday, April 24, 2017

Ascension - UnPrepared Piano by Steve O'Keefe

Soundcloud won't let me post the full story about this strange recording, so I bring it to Cardboard Rhino for your consideration. Feedback welcome!


 Ascension - UnPrepared Paino by Steve O'Keefe


On Tuesday, I heard this amazing symphony on the morning show on WKCR public radio from Columbia University. You can get it online or on Echo or Google Home or Tune In. Just get it! And listen to the morning (usually) piano set from 10 a.m. to 12 noon weekdays and you will hear a lot of good music and improve your work productivity.
So I heard this music, and it just keeps swelling and swelling, lots and lots of strings piling up on each other and horns blaring and timpani rumbling. I'd never heard anything like it. The announcer said it was the 9th Symphony by Anton Bruckner, and Austrian composer who was active at the end of the 19th Century.
I told my wife, collage artist Deborah O'Keeffe, about the Bruckner and she said, "Oh, yes. Bruckner. I have several of his things." Sure enough, she had symphonies 3 through 9 on CD. She brought them as we headed out the door for a six day road trip.
I did all the driving -- a couple thousand miles -- and we listened to two symphonies a day. They're all different flavors of the same thing: really, really big sound! Fanfares. Swelling. Endless building and building, with big waves of chords crashing down like thunder. Yum!
We got home and my hands and arms were vibrating from two straight days of controlling the wheel and every time I closed my eyes I saw objects whizzing by. Jacked on coffee to get me through the West Virginia mountains, I needed a release.
Down in the basement in the poured concrete cellar in the back room is a piano. A really big piano. A Schiller Grand Upright pre-war piano with a rebuilt action that I purchased at Goodwill Industries a few months ago for $65. I paid $150 more to intern it in the basement.
Down in the basement I have a set of tools I purchased from Werlein's Music in New Orleans that used to belong to a piano doctor of some reputation who had passed away. I asked to look at the tuning hammer -- which is really a wrench -- and they said sure but they are not breaking up the set. So I purchased the whole kit.
The first time I tried to tune a piano, I snapped a couple strings. I decided to leave tuning to the professionals. But I hung onto this kit all these years in case I ever needed to fix a piano. Then I had a dream about six months ago that I was playing a solo piano concert using a crowbar and a chainsaw. I just can't get the piano to make the sounds I want it to make.
I have always wanted to attach a bass drum pedal to an upright piano so I can bang the box whenever I want. I also lust for a high-hat or sock cymbal by my right foot. Lately, I have taken to playing with a tambourine under my left foot. Some of those recordings might surface someday. Now I have a piano I can break any way I want and who cares? And I can record the whole thing.
It's not that I want to break a piano (I do), it's that I want different sounds to come out of it, sounds that match a real world that's very messed up right now. "All the sounds a piano makes is too pretty!" (Sun Ra) So I did actually put a crowbar across the strings, ok, but I also wove wire between the strings and used clothespins to dampen notes and even went at some of the string with a Ryobi cordless power drill.
Nothing really worked. The best sound I came up with was to attach metalic cup hooks to the strings on the bass octave of the piano. It makes a ghostly rumble heard at the beginning of this track, like old Jacob Marley rattling his chains or Davy Jones banging around in his locker. The sound contains sustaining harmonics thanks to the metal, as well as the rustle of the cuphooks rattling. I like it very much!
So I come home from this long road trip, hands shaking from the wheel, mind rattled from the road, and I go down to the poured concrete cellar and hit that bad note. Next thing you know, I was rolling five bad notes in the bass, with the sustain pedal wide open so those weird harmonics won't ever die!
Then I started rolling the right hand, too, and before I knew it the piano was bouncing and the walls were shaking and the vibrations travelled down this big rock I live on in the Appalachian Mountains and all across the Shenandoah Valley -- from Winchester to Blacksburg -- began to rumble from the thunder of the Schiller playing Bruckner!
The hammers were flying and the chords were stacking up like only a church organist can do (Bruckner was an organist). Every time I thought I was getting too loud, I doubled down and laughed and roared and played some more! I felt in control, not of the notes, but of the sound. I felt free.
I didn't record.
But I had learned a style -- Bruckner -- that I wanted to try again. And so I have.
I've made several recordings; "Ascension" is the best so far. Because the piano is so badly out of tune, if I leave my thunder chord in the left hand, it all falls apart. So I have to stay down there and play by modulating the volume and the pace and forget about the pitch. In the right hand, I'm trying to be brave and looking for anything that works.
My wife heard this and she said it sounds like I'm reaching for something I haven't grasped yet. That might be a polite way of saying it sounds like crap. But I'm okay with that. The world is crap right now and I want to make a sound that is authentic to the experience. And I think the sound of reaching is the very best sound of all -- don't you?
And so I give you Ascension, the first of the Bruckner recordings from the broken Schiller piano played by Steve O'Keefe. Enjoy?
Image of Anton Bruchner by Ferry Bératon [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Barry Donald Drawing Games - Tokyo Edition


- Ugly Donald by Barry
- Ugly Barry by Donald
- Pig-Snake-Ant and Duck-Shark by Barry
- Heron-Turtle by Donald (dotted line shows leg extension)

Friday, March 17, 2017

Happy Birthday Mom

Happy Birthday Mom!

Its kind of a strange card, but it popped into my head so I went with it.

- D

Monday, March 6, 2017

Lord of the Rings Poetry Continued

Barry O'Keefe

Twunce wuz a wiz. Call 'im Sharkey.
From high towers he shouted malarkey.
But the hobz up'n shoved 'im,
Even squirmtung unloved 'im
Thus concluding his crupt oligarchy.

Monday, February 20, 2017

Lord of the Rings Limericks: Please add your own in comments

There once was a wizard named Gandalf,
Who fought the Dark Lord to a stand off,
Then the lad from the shire,
Brought the ring to the fire,
But Gollum bit poor Frodo's hand off.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Vermice poem.

Vermice's wrath is like hiccups;
it flutters in the buttercups.

Vermice's ire is like Lufrane;
it runs and then it runs again.

Vermice's mad is like Vermom's;
it scorns Verdad but never harms.

Vermice's anger is like mine;
its good or bad, but never fine.

Friday, October 14, 2016

Sandwich

Waiting for a veal parmesan sandwich.
Overcome with anticipation.
I drum my fingers while I wait.
It will probably be disappointing.
It arrives.
It’s not disappointing.
It is a delicious expression of everything good.
Bread.
Cheese.
Sauce.
Meat.
I am rejuvenated.
Invigorated.
Life is a joy.
For me.
For the baby cow?

Not so much.

Thursday, October 13, 2016

John Keats, Trash Blasters

Closely-orbiting O'Keefe satellite Lee B recently recommended I read a Keats poem about fall, so I did and then I decided to write a poem. I'm hoping it will help me exorcise out of my brain some words and stuff that I have trouble not thinking about. Enjoy.

The poem:

Negative zone daemonic hellscape riven with darkly pupating fist-smasher insectoid ravening biscuit-whifflers, bustling with eleven elven men stabbing your soul drinking the lemon-squinted drubble drink pouring out of your eyes, landing on a pad of green green grasses, waving in the windy wind while your white wallephant wails for whiskered wandering witch warrens, teeming with troubled toe tasters. Sudden shock, bursting your brain, washing your spectral dream place with acidic slime molds, seeping into every nook and cracky cranny, fusing your space holes free of webbed molecule breathing hostile bandit crafters, caustic sportsmen hammering away at the dogs of war, whipping away at the horses of sin, thrashing away at the donkeys of disdain, erasing the last remnants of spectral final tornado pulsars, turbid washboard eclipse spaniard potion doctor fraught pastor last distracting trash blaster stratus flashes burning your iris, papyrus inscribed with the diets of pirates.

Observe the Hand Closed

Rescued from eternal obscurity, mixed into a page of notes from a Soviet History class from 3 years ago, while unpacking boxes.


Observe the hand closed:
Pointer like an eye shut,
Fingers like puppies in a bed,
Thumb like a hand over the eyes,
Nails like faces trying to hide,
Knuckles an arched back.
Pinky, the cold one, nuzzling in,
never gets a better spot. 

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Another Watercolor

This watercolor is the beginning of a story. Well not really the beginning, but close. More frames to come. What happened to cause this scene? What happens next? All in good time.


Random watercolors

Since watercolor is the theme here are two lil paintings of an apple that Laura and I did here at the beach. I also painted a mug.


Friday, August 5, 2016

Working on designs for a mural. Art is mega stressful sometimes. Overcommitting. Everything's public and high-stakes. Maybe it would be better to work as a Data Entry Specialist and stay amateur. 

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Larry the Lure

The Latin teacher at my school asked me and another teacher to help him this summer by illustrating a Latin comic. This comic is sent out to the Latin students once a week-ish along with some questions about it, and they read it and answer the questions and email them. The comic is called Larry the Lure, and it is about a living fishing lure named Larry (or Laurentius in Latin). This may seem strange, but it definitely isn't (a Latin student during the past year brought this lure to school every day and it became a minor celebrity). I will include one chapter of LtL for your enjoyment here.