i am the deertalker
the napsnagger
the toetwitcher
the pupchucker
the mental noggin
the monkey monger
the social hider
the cardboard riner
seer of sepia
slicer of earthworms
speaker of stories
doctor of nocturn
fever slapper
party napper
giftmas wrapper
snowcone mapper
corndog
redbeard
crawdad
scootslide
smell the power
ice the lightning
steer the bob-lo
fear the shagha
know me and be loved, be smacked, be healed
