XMAS POEM

ROBOTS CHRISTMAS
COGS FOR CANDY
SPROCKETS FOR STOCKINGS
TECHNO-COOKIES FOR SANTY

ROBOTS CHRISTMAS
CYBORG ELVES MAKING PRESENTS
CURVED CABLES FOR CANDY CANES
A PHASER COOKS A PHEASANT

ROBOTS CHRISTMAS
BABY ROBOTS CAN'T SLEEP
THEIR HARD DRIVES ARE SPINNING
TRYING TO HEAR SANTA BEEP

ROBOTS CHRISTMAS
FINALLY THE DAY
LOOK HOW MANY GIGA-PRESENTS
CAME FROM SANTA'S CYBER-SLEIGH

ROBOTS CHRISTMAS
NOTHING LEFT TO UNWRAP
TIME FOR ROBOTS TO REBOOT
WITH A ROBO-CHRISTMAS NAP.

Friday F L O

For those not in the know (ftnitn) this is the friday FLO (titflo). Make a guess - it's not a test - and post it down below.

M C B!

T i o. N i i C T!

I l C.

I a m a d o s f d, a d o S f H, a I m a b a h-p f D.

T i a.

B!

-B

Thanks Given

I give thanks for the wine and the food

I give thanks for the holiday mood

I give thanks for the laughter and fun

I give thanks for each daughter and son

And if this were my last earthly day

I'd give thanks that it ended this way

Angry/ Funny Comics

Well, Here are some little ditties I tossed up at Ilaria's request after three lunches a month ago.

Haints!!!

Today I was going about my business of making pictures, as usual. What do you think happened? One of my colors dried on the palette! I wouldn't post this on the blog- but here's what: the paint dried in the form of a clear image of our cat that recently got hit by a car!!! He is trying to contact and/ or haunt us, it seems, and we should all be aware and keep our eyes out. This weekend a cat crossed right in front of our car as we drove, which looked identical to 'hit- by- a- car', (identical also therefore to 'not-hit-by-a-car', by the way), but we thought nothing of it. BEWARE! TAKE CARE! BEWARE!!!!!!

Marker Bored

When the boys were younger, they would occasionally come to the office and write on marker boards in ways that approximated real business diagraming, but were much more humorous. This inspired me to occasionally decorate the marker boards of places of business that I visit.

My intent is to make something that makes no sense, but looks like it does and to always add the "DO NOT ERASE!!!" statement that has become a common theme of corporate marker boards. (It almost always has multiple exclamation points and the content tends to stay up for months.)

Das Poem

strawberry meat parade
capsized sandwich
stupefying caterpillar
cannibal candy dish
flagrant pancreas
faithful wristwatch
chainsaw pathogen
ampersand pit stop
blazing polenta
magenta banana
damascus begonia
alone in havana
principal fitness
mincemeat witness
strapping young musketeer's
popular business

Pumpkin Boys