Monday, November 22, 2010

Bad Holiday Poem

Startin it up
Good, it's not dead
Slide that defog
to the red
Purp Jug's rollin like
Santa's sled
pickin up Gifts for
Christmas

Barry's out in Rabbadabton
Rappin it up
getting things done

Tom's North West In Teaberburg
Workin' on seconds
Done with his third's

Conor's still in Serphimgrad
not quite sure about
Mom and Dad's

and Donald's up in Dinoland
Getting stoked for
Christmas

Black is in the big white chair
Blue is napping under there
Mum is raking in the back
Dad is sitting with the cat

Grump is haunting traffic lanes
Sonja's chasing aeroplanes
Gabby's still a bit too loud
Rosie's nappin in a cirrus cloud

4
5
0
9
Now
it's
night
time.

Pwom is stealin a big cookie
Cog is passed out on a book
Bowser's fighting with a wookie
Don wakes up to take a look

Snow is everywhere out there
Noone's driving anywhere

He don't remember when it is
Until he's up to do his biz

Remembers he can't cross the line
Until it's really christmastime

4
5
0
6
Now
It's
Chris
Mis!


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1 comment:

  1. Yeates cried in heaven upon witnessing the beauty of this christmas spirit

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