I have always suspected this of fireflies. I think we all know that insects are the real enemy. Pictures of dead insects on the side of exterminator trucks only serve to rally them. They outnumber us and it can't be long before they make their move. The flames of legions of fireflies will be fueled with our flesh.
I agree with Anonymous. The problem is even worse than we imagined. Did you know that some insects crawl into people's noses at night and work their way into their brains, causing them to engage in self-destructive behavior so the insects can ultimately feast on their flesh? And now this is happening globally. Insects are making us poison our own atmosphere with greenhouse gasses so we slowly incinerate ourselves. Can there be any other explanation of our unwillingness to fight off climate change? They are making us insane? Can there be any other explanation of Lady Gaga? A dark day is coming my friends. The sky blackened by clouds of insects soaring in victory while we turn our lush forests into deserts of sand. And who loves to make their homes in sand? ANTS! Just saying'.
What's all the fuss about insects? It's clear that the artist is just as afraid of owls and squirrels. I don't hear anyone complaining about them. You should be grateful for all these insects. They are making the world a better place. You needn't fear them at all. It's those exterminators you should fear. Isn't it time to outlaw Raid? And stop calling these murder squads "pest control". The real pests are people. People are causing all of the trouble and if a few ants choose to have a good meal by chowing down on a person or two, what's the harm? If I were an ant (and of course I'm not) I would probably eat every human I saw. And who could blame me. Humans should probably lay back and just let that happen. It won't be so bad. Just get it over with.
Look you rotten little six-legged serial killers, I've got your number. You can't fool me. I'm onto you, and so are the Chinese. Just look here: http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19921025&slug=1520605
I have to agree with the anonymous comments above. In fact this news story says that ants already kill more than 150 people every day! http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Health/story?id=2143091&page=1#.UBbmOY42-lI
Sure ants kill a few people each day. But what about fireflies? How many people do they kill? Plenty. But nobody's talking about this. And chipmunks. They have killed people back to medieval times. Owls? Coyote's? Kill, kill, kill. But you want to pick on ants. Just because they're different.
I have always suspected this of fireflies. I think we all know that insects are the real enemy. Pictures of dead insects on the side of exterminator trucks only serve to rally them. They outnumber us and it can't be long before they make their move. The flames of legions of fireflies will be fueled with our flesh.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Anonymous. The problem is even worse than we imagined. Did you know that some insects crawl into people's noses at night and work their way into their brains, causing them to engage in self-destructive behavior so the insects can ultimately feast on their flesh? And now this is happening globally. Insects are making us poison our own atmosphere with greenhouse gasses so we slowly incinerate ourselves. Can there be any other explanation of our unwillingness to fight off climate change? They are making us insane? Can there be any other explanation of Lady Gaga? A dark day is coming my friends. The sky blackened by clouds of insects soaring in victory while we turn our lush forests into deserts of sand. And who loves to make their homes in sand? ANTS! Just saying'.
ReplyDeleteNice little drawings Tom. Nice.
ReplyDeleteWhat's all the fuss about insects? It's clear that the artist is just as afraid of owls and squirrels. I don't hear anyone complaining about them. You should be grateful for all these insects. They are making the world a better place. You needn't fear them at all. It's those exterminators you should fear. Isn't it time to outlaw Raid? And stop calling these murder squads "pest control". The real pests are people. People are causing all of the trouble and if a few ants choose to have a good meal by chowing down on a person or two, what's the harm? If I were an ant (and of course I'm not) I would probably eat every human I saw. And who could blame me. Humans should probably lay back and just let that happen. It won't be so bad. Just get it over with.
ReplyDeleteLook you rotten little six-legged serial killers, I've got your number. You can't fool me. I'm onto you, and so are the Chinese. Just look here: http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19921025&slug=1520605
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with the anonymous comments above. In fact this news story says that ants already kill more than 150 people every day! http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Health/story?id=2143091&page=1#.UBbmOY42-lI
ReplyDeleteSure ants kill a few people each day. But what about fireflies? How many people do they kill? Plenty. But nobody's talking about this. And chipmunks. They have killed people back to medieval times. Owls? Coyote's? Kill, kill, kill. But you want to pick on ants. Just because they're different.
ReplyDeleteThis is better than the comic.
ReplyDeleteI decided to make my contribution for the week in the form of comments.
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